DON'T Fart In Your Waders


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By flannel - 9/20/2011 1:30:54 PM
It will haunt you everytime you move for the next few hours....awful.
By Its Me! - 9/24/2011 12:31:25 PM
Man you got to change your diet if they are that bad.http://www.ducks.org/mydu/members/messageboards/Skins/DucksUnlimitedSkin/Images/EmotIcons/Rolleyes.gif
By sloughslogger - 9/29/2011 1:40:56 PM
If you're on public land that may give you a buffer from other hunters...:pinch:
By flannel - 9/29/2011 2:00:51 PM
sloughslogger (9/29/2011)
If you're on public land that may give you a buffer from other hunters...:pinch:


Come to think of it, I usually get a whole side of the resevoir to myself! :Whistling:  It really sucks when I take my waders off, it's like a hot current rushing over me.
By Its Me! - 9/29/2011 7:30:06 PM
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By chadandy12 - 9/30/2011 2:38:23 PM
Good call, it gets locked in there good and flows right up the front straight in your nostrils.
By bigrick_2u - 10/5/2011 9:00:52 AM
Every avid duck hunter know that this yet another perk to hunting waterfowl. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than snatchin a full plumage woodie out of the icy river and smellin the sweet sweet aroma of my own flatulence.
By flannel - 10/5/2011 11:07:28 AM
bigrick_2u (10/5/2011)
Every avid duck hunter know that this yet another perk to hunting waterfowl. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than snatchin a full plumage woodie out of the icy river and smellin the sweet sweet aroma of my own flatulence.


:hehe: wow, that's really something to ponder....Personally, when mine wafts out, I have to try my damndest not to vomit down the front of my waders. Maybe I need to start eating what you're eating???
By sloughslogger - 10/13/2011 9:18:24 AM
:D
By bigrick_2u - 10/25/2011 7:18:17 AM
flannel (10/5/2011)
bigrick_2u (10/5/2011)
Every avid duck hunter know that this yet another perk to hunting waterfowl. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than snatchin a full plumage woodie out of the icy river and smellin the sweet sweet aroma of my own flatulence.


:hehe: wow, that's really something to ponder....Personally, when mine wafts out, I have to try my damndest not to vomit down the front of my waders. Maybe I need to start eating what you're eating???


Secret to success..... Raisin Bran and Taco bell.
By chadandy12 - 10/27/2011 3:22:01 PM
Chili and hard boiled eggs, now that will strip the camo off you waders. HAHA

bigrick_2u (10/25/2011)
flannel (10/5/2011)
bigrick_2u (10/5/2011)
Every avid duck hunter know that this yet another perk to hunting waterfowl. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than snatchin a full plumage woodie out of the icy river and smellin the sweet sweet aroma of my own flatulence.


:hehe: wow, that's really something to ponder....Personally, when mine wafts out, I have to try my damndest not to vomit down the front of my waders. Maybe I need to start eating what you're eating???


Secret to success..... Raisin Bran and Taco bell.
By BDhunter - 11/10/2011 4:19:44 PM
lol hey at least it keeps you warm on cold days
By daddy duck - 11/11/2011 12:47:33 AM
sunni or later you will shite in your waders
By River Rat - 11/11/2011 8:41:06 AM
Just be sure not to follow through! I think thats a SHART!
By tsmart - 11/11/2011 10:02:38 AM
If you shart, go ahead and strip down and wipe.
If not, you'll be chaffed in a couple hours.

Just saying.... :Whistling:

T.
By WoodDuck87 - 11/16/2011 9:05:39 PM
bigrick_2u (10/5/2011)
Every avid duck hunter know that this yet another perk to hunting waterfowl. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than snatchin a full plumage woodie out of the icy river and smellin the sweet sweet aroma of my own flatulence.


100% agreed!!!!!!!!!
By teal4us - 12/3/2011 2:09:10 AM
wow, it's been at least 11 yrs since i've even owned a pair of neopremes until i bought a great pair from cabela's last year. Wish i had got the breathables because it's all i've used for fishing and hunting.

Butt, neopreme....:Whistling: that's a diff story. Fart in your neopremes and sure shootin, even with a jacket on your neopremes are already hard at work!:rolleyes: they seem to channel your efforts after squeezing off that jake break sound :pinch: as it funnels up past your hand warmer pockets and oh.....the Aroma as it finally hits your nostrils in full force as if your entire culo has been sucked into your head!  good ole neopremes, I rather fart in my carhartts. Breathables will disinigrate the gas right out of your pants legs. Neo's suck and absorb, and maintain it's boyency especially after coating it's air chambers with the aroma of chili beans and bbq chicken with mesquite bbq sauce. top it off with good cornbread from the farms of Iowa and or a big california artichoke and you got the neopreme dance going...Guaranteed to make everybody jump out of the boat!:D
By Base - 5/31/2012 2:53:23 PM
I got to say, after 1,200 + views people need to read this to understand that this is a , no, no.  LMAO
By Shamrock7326 - 9/21/2012 4:26:17 AM
I think your original post should state.  "never trust a fart" because it sounds like you may have sharted yourself.
By huntorgather - 10/12/2012 8:46:21 AM
If you have never gassed your waders you ain't huntin' enough!
By pganoe - 10/13/2012 4:48:55 PM
Everybody likes their own brand.
By DuckButts - 10/23/2012 2:04:14 PM
It's ok to fart in 'em. Just remember they ain't a wetsuit so don't pee in 'em ;)
By 3 Black Dogs - 10/23/2012 10:24:20 PM
Sounds like you need to cut down on how much beer you drink the night before.  Sounds like some good ones .